Caption Doctor  ·  For hair salon owners

The colour took
four hours.

The caption took four seconds.

Paste in what you wrote. Caption Doctor grades it, tells you what's wrong, and rewrites it so it sounds like you. Got nothing at all? Tap once and get five ideas.

Caption Doctor on a phone: a caption pasted in, a score of 2.5 out of 10, the top three fixes and two rewrites
2.5/10Before
Works on your phone Sounds like you, not a robot $97 CAD a year

What it does

  • Grades it out of 10The first line counts for half the score, because it's the only line most people read.
  • Tells you what to fixThe top three things, in plain words.
  • Rewrites it two waysOne warm, one more direct. Keep whichever one sounds like you.
  • Five fresh ideasFor the nights you're staring at an empty box. Each one starts a different way.
  • Hashtags for your townTell it where your salon is and it adds the local ones, like #canmoresalon.
  • Never says the words you hateTell it "boss babe" is banned and it stays banned.

Before and after

Same photo.

Different caption.

yoursalonCanmore, Alberta
A stylist with long balayage, working in a salon 2.5/10

yoursalon Fresh balayage on this beauty! Book your appointment today, link in bio.

yoursalon Low-maintenance balayage that actually looks good growing out.

No harsh lines. No every-six-weeks touch-ups. Just soft, natural colour that works with your hair, not against it.

Spots are limited, DM me to get on the books.

Before. It scored 2.5 out of 10. The first fix it gave: "Fresh balayage on this beauty!" opens with the service, not the person reading it.

Fair.

After. One of the two rewrites it gave back, word for word, with hashtags for Canmore. It took about half a minute.

Fix my captions

Couldn't you just ask ChatGPT?

You could.

It'll tell you to elevate your look this fall. Nobody has ever sat down in a salon chair and asked to be elevated.

Caption Doctor runs on Claude, which is like ChatGPT but made by a different company. I set it up to write the way stylists actually talk to clients, and to know a toner from a gloss.

How you get in

One minute.

  1. Step one

    Pay on the next screen

    It takes a minute.

  2. Step two

    Pick your own password

    You land straight on Caption Doctor. No code to wait for. No email to dig out of your junk folder.

  3. Step three

    Add it to your home screen

    It opens like an app.

Yours to use  ·  As often as you like

Caption Doctor

Your caption, seen to.

$97CAD a year, plus tax Fix my captions
  • Grades, fixes and rewrites any caption
  • Five fresh ideas whenever you've got nothing
  • Your own email and password
  • Works on your phone, tablet or computer
  • Renews every year. Cancel any time
  • Questions? Email hello@hivebeautydesign.com

I'm Kate. Former salon owner teaching salons to get found and get off the computer. I've been a stylist since 2005. I'm not a coder, but I run my whole business with Claude now, and this is one of the tools I built along the way. More about me

Last thing

Your last caption is still up. By the way.